Dark Humor tea towel that asks the ever important question....Does This Towel Smell like Chloroform To You?
Microfiber kitchen towels may make nice decor items with their artwork but don't let it fool you. This is one of those items that you should put to good use. These dry dishes and glassware without leaving any streaks or lint. These days as folks are becoming more conscientious about reducing waste so these are good to use instead of paper towels. They are great for drying your hands as well so have it handy by your sink. These are a low cost investment that can be put to use as they can be easily, and affordably, replaced when needed.
This image has been sublimated into the fabric so it will hold up well when you wash it. I do suggest that you do not wash with cotton items as the microfiber will attract the lint from them and will cause the microfiber to lose absorbancy.
Colors may look a bit different as seemed on your screen due to different color monitors and printers
Polyester microfiber blend
Designed and printed in our workshop
1-2 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
We gladly accept custom and personalized order requests! No worries if you don't see what you want listed. Just contact us and let us know what you are looking for and we can create your ideal gift.
Please note any dishware items should be hand washed.
If you are looking for promotional items for your business and would like us to add your logo, images or graphics to your products just contact us. If you want us to personalize or print items that you wish to include in your shop ssshhhhh we won't tell. Just reach out so we can discuss what you are looking for so we can get you set up with a wholesale agreement.
Sep 17, 2023
Aug 15, 2023
Very nice towel. I haven't washed it yet, so I hope it holds up.
Aug 4, 2022
Towel looks better in person. Hilarious. I highly recommend.
Jun 11, 2022
Mar 21, 2022
love this towel ! its great quality along with fast shipping ! the little extras were nice !