Humorous Kitchen Towel, Dark Humor, Gothic Decor, Horror Tea Towel, Halloween decor, Spooky Decor


Dark Humor tea towel that asks the ever important question....Does This Towel Smell like Chloroform To You?

Microfiber kitchen towels may make nice decor items with their artwork but don't let it fool you. This is one of those items that you should put to good use. These dry dishes and glassware without leaving any streaks or lint. These days as folks are becoming more conscientious about reducing waste so these are good to use instead of paper towels. They are great for drying your hands as well so have it handy by your sink. These are a low cost investment that can be put to use as they can be easily, and affordably, replaced when needed.

This image has been sublimated into the fabric so it will hold up well when you wash it. I do suggest that you do not wash with cotton items as the microfiber will attract the lint from them and will cause the microfiber to lose absorbancy.

Colors may look a bit different as seemed on your screen due to different color monitors and printers

Polyester microfiber blend
Designed and printed in our workshop

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept exchanges

Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery

I don't accept returns or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

We gladly accept custom and personalized order requests! No worries if you don't see what you want listed. Just contact us and let us know what you are looking for and we can create your ideal gift.

Care instructions

Please note any dishware items should be hand washed.

Wholesale availability

If you are looking for promotional items for your business and would like us to add your logo, images or graphics to your products just contact us. If you want us to personalize or print items that you wish to include in your shop ssshhhhh we won't tell. Just reach out so we can discuss what you are looking for so we can get you set up with a wholesale agreement.

Reviews (9)


Very nice towel. I haven't washed it yet, so I hope it holds up.

Towel looks better in person. Hilarious. I highly recommend.

love this towel ! its great quality along with fast shipping ! the little extras were nice !

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