Funny Kitchen Towel, Dark Humor Kitchen Towel


This humorous kitchen towel with her trademark smile and smirk just what does she say with that look? Well this time it is "Just because I am smiling doesn't mean I like you, I might just be picturing you on fire". I would take heed to what she is saying!

This is a waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel that measures 16x24 inches.

With reducing landfill waste and finding more ecologically sustaining options in our everyday routines these microfiber towels are workhorses when it comes to house work. They can be used to replace paper towels in any situation. They are a greener option if you are looking for making little changes that end up making a bigger impact. Who says chores have to be boring, with a little artwork in your cleaning routine it can help lighten the mental mood to jump on that cleaning task list. Of course we understand if you just want to use it as decor :)

This image has been sublimated into the fabric so it will hold up well when you wash it. I do suggest that you do not wash with cotton items as the microfiber will attract the lint from them and will cause the microfiber to lose absorbancy.

Colors may look a bit different as seemed on your screen due to different color monitors and printers

Polyester microfiber blend
Designed and printed in our workshop

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept exchanges

Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery

I don't accept returns or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

We gladly accept custom and personalized order requests! No worries if you don't see what you want listed. Just contact us and let us know what you are looking for and we can create your ideal gift.

Care instructions

Please note any dishware items should be hand washed.

Wholesale availability

If you are looking for promotional items for your business and would like us to add your logo, images or graphics to your products just contact us. If you want us to personalize or print items that you wish to include in your shop ssshhhhh we won't tell. Just reach out so we can discuss what you are looking for so we can get you set up with a wholesale agreement.

Reviews (5)


AWESOME!!! Great quality, and super nice and sweet seller! THANK YOU!!! 🥰

Items as shown, no shipping issues - they were a gift for my bff and she absolutely loves the items!

Super cute! Fast shipping! Would recommend

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